intoxicated by wasabi

hellooooo....

alolololo... comeyyy nye... alololololo..... haha... sebenarnya pujian mengembangkan tu adalah untuk aku sebenarnya.... haha.. what ever... so actually... dengan masa yang agak terluang yang aku ada ini... aku pon menjelajah lah blog-blog follower aku yang diorang mengaku setia dengan blog aku(boleh percaya ke korang ni?)

wahh!!... i'm shocked to see that every single person of them has a really great headers and structure(perasaan cemburu mula bergolak) cantik laaaa..... pandainye korang buat benda niii..... (hipokrit) dan ada juga blog dan follower yang tidak aku kenali... macam ada satu blog ni.. aku ingatkan blog member aku time asasi dulu.. sekali tengok jantina dia tulen dan kesahihanya aku tak pasti.. sebab what i see is what i believe.. malas nak buat research korek sana sini.. tanya itu ini.. so biarkan ia menjadi begitu sebab by time in the future people themselves will reveal it to ask without us asking it..

kenapa aku bold perkataan tu... sebab... lately aku melihat ramai orang bagi tahu masalah dan situasi diri dia.. even aku sendiri.. tapi aku punya cara dengan menyelindungkan maksudnya.. so orang akan tertanya... tapi the general idea is also implement in the status i updated.. eventhough my blog and statuses didn't has their enough follower and likers.. but i'm still grateful...

so back to the thing i want to say.. actually today i don't have any specific idea.. because i just woke up and still with eye mucus.. hahahahah... i just want to say.. maybe that this is the way it is.. but most of the posting and idea nowadays are really interesting in spite the thing that literally back fired me...

haha.. i want to ask you guys.. if you guys were stranded with to people in a time.. what would you do..

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you like A and you love B.. but B doesn't want to commit to you.. A is waiting for you but you know that your heart is still with B and it's maybe impossible for both of you to be together but so HARD for you to let go and plus you know that A is always be there for you but not as what you fell towards A.. so literally you fall for both but more to B..

possible answer people will say:

People 1

awal.. i think the best think is to moved on with A or search for anyone else..

Me

"your heart is still with B and it's maybe impossible for both of you to be together but so HARD for you to let go"

People 23

people are judging through inner person but we don't know what A or B might do next..

Me

that point maybe true but let alone faulty season.. from that you can judge that person..

so people.. try on thinking that best solution you can give but not some cliché same old reason that people will think and the you might think the best result... i know you guys are smart and genius... 

please do not worsen the situation

i kinda notice that lately no i mean all the time.. my post is kinda long... and also it made me a bit sick just to look at it.. yadi2 yada2.. blablabla...

actually i got this idea from a friend in endearment so i wrote this in English cz eventually i have an overseas audience.. welll hellow... hellow yaw.... *sounds perky and kinky...

its about this.. you know that sometimes we do had had a very miserable and hopeless lifetime.. no i mean time of life.. what the heck.. and so we start to eat ice-cream, getting drunk at some alley, drop by at the zoo hoping to be eaten by a lion.. well it doesn't matter whether it will happen or not...

how about sit back and relax.. watch the smurfs instead...

Guy 1

easy for you to say... i have 5 kids and 2 dogs to raised..

Lady 33

yeayy... i get dumped when i was 12..

Kid 41

i want my doll back...

so we had a difficult time to handle.. but we can't let that matter to ruin our lives... taking matter too seriously is like you already being in a coffin ready to be buried in the graveyard... NO!!... you don't want that... and not to forget.. we have friends and family.. for sure we'll end up seeing them for a shoulder to cry on or even a face to slapped.. (frankly, i don't know the relation of that slapping thing and the main point) so what the heck...

somtimes people do want to get involved with the matter we were into well i say

"DON'T LET THEM INTO IT.. THEY WILL ONLY MAKE YOUR HEAD FILLED WITH DECISIONS AND DILEMMAS"

well that ain't good... if also you do have problems that will metaphorically kills you like a time bomb.. cz everybody too has a problem..

DO NOT DRAG PEOPLE INTO IT AND TRY TO SOLVED IT.. YOU MESS YOU CLEAN IT

end of speech

*is this make sense... lets hope sooo

mak aku suka beletiaq..

wahai semua manusia dan lumrahnya.. ya.. sejak kebelakangan ni mak aku ni suka sangat beleter.. aku tak tahu la apa yang dia dapat.. biarlah dia.. dia bukak je mulut aku sumbat muka dalam bantal.. dengar lagi, aku sumbat dalam tilam pulak.. huhu..

aku sebenarnya ada tiga benda aku nak cerita.. semuanya menyakitkan hati.. tajuknya ialah

"adeq, abang ni kacak tak?"

"awal bila permasalahan mata aku ni nak selesai"

"mereka tipu kau!!.. jangan percaya!"

yang pertama sangatlah jahat budak tu... kisah ni terjadi di tempat kerja dimana member aku bernama Aben dicelakakan oleh seorang budak perempuan cute berbaju merah jambu.. yang kebetulan ada di candy bar.. Aben ni diberi nama timangan bergelar "Abang Kacak"

Kak Ina

Oii Kacak!!...

Aben

apa kak ina ni... cakap kuat-kuat pulakk....... BlaBlaBlaBla....

adeq yang berbaju merah jambu itu 'teruja' dengan kekacakan Aben... Kak Ina terpandang akan pandangan adeq comel itu lalu bertanya........

Kak Ina

adeq.. abang ni hensome dak??

Adeq itu terkejut lalu memerhatikan lagi muka Aben.apabila pandangan mereka bertembung adeq tu pun mengambil 3 langkah jauh dari Aben laluuuu.......

aben berlalu pergi... ye... sakit hati bila kita di disapprove macam tu... tawu la budak ade yang tak tahu menipu... jangan la tanya budak.. sebab jawapan dia memang menyakitkan hati... yang membuatkan cerita ni lawak is that budak tu melangkah jauh sedikit dari Aben... mungkin takut kena hentak kepala dekat kaunter dengan Aben kot... hahaha... btw ni lah Aben

korang lah judge

cerita kedua ni perihal aku... see.. lately aku punya rambu ni dah meliar keluar dari pusat perhilitan (sape yang pernah tengok tawu la kan).. soo... this one day aku dok candy bar... and yes... aku akan sakit hati bila aku dok situ... why??? apron and cap... Demn!!.... bukan apa... apron tu senag je la... ni yang nak pakai cap ni yang aku tension ni... i actually took 10-15 minutes to finally took charge on setting my hair IN the cap... and until this on day... rakan sekerja aku cakap dekat aku...

Rakan Sekerja

Awal... aku nak cakap benda ni... tapi jangan ambil hati taw... hang tu dah la kuat menyentap (lately aku kuat menyentap)

AwalKhamis

cakaplah... aku tak kisah...

Rakan Sekerja

ummm.... aku tengok kan... kehidupan rambut hang ni complicated laa.. serabut... bila hang nak meng'gojes'kan dia balik...

AwalKhamis

aku ponnnnnnnnnn T.T ada lighter tak aku nak bakaq rambut aku ni T.T

yes... and to be frank... aku terbakar rambut aku sedikit and it doesn't change anything.. but the burnt smell stays sampai one of my co worker tegur and i had to tell the truth takut nanti dia pi call BOMBA plak.. and eventually he laughed.... Cheese!!... kenapalah aku gatai main lighter...

and this is the final story.. aku dengan kazen aku...

well lately keinginan aku untuk beli fixie untuk kegunaan di kampus... lebih jimat dan menguruskan aku memang dah cukup fit pon actually... yada3.. but that is not the truth... saje nak announce.. benda betol is that aku jenjalan dengan  kazen aku dan aku ternampak promosi iphone4 dekat maxis.. dan tanpa berfikir panjang aku terus masuk premis..

AwalKhamis

umm.. miss.. terang dekat i pasal plan ni

Promoter

owh yang ini... macam ni blablabla dua ratus.. blabla.. agreement blablabla (lantak kaulah.. aku nak fon ni)

AwalKhamis

kak.. aku rasa macam nak ambik la fon ni... aku nak sangat... plis plis plis plis...

Kak

aku tak kisah.. duit hang... hang beli la.. tapi yang penting,... aku belajaq sepanjang aku hidup ni ialah

"don't trust the promotion.. who knew you might sell goreng pisang to pay the rest"

so niat aku dipatahkan macam tu je... tapi betol jugakk.. promosi ni macam macam... bermulut manis sehingga aku berasa melayang di awangan... in the end.. aku ber mulut pahit sehingga menyagat lidah di jalanan...