STORY OF AN HOUR..

last night was a disaster for me.... and i hope last night never exist ever!!... huuuuu..... i wanna cry when i think of the memory... 

it happened last night at 8.pm... started with ameen's fault.. i took and listen to his song in his mp3 player.. and yes.. as i aware that all of his songs are siti nurhaliza's songs... and there were few songs that i listen and i like... we was waiting for athir and haikal to go for dinner... then when 8.15 strikes he came... by that time i had repeatedly playing tahjjud cinta by siti.. i like that song very much since it started to be played on the radio...

nak dijadikan cerita lah kan..

i was in ameen's room and ready to go for dinner.. and yess.. i still sing it loudly with soprano's voice.. almost similar to siti's voice.. (ceewaahhh!!!)//

then i went out from ameen's room... still singing... and i saw hilmi in haziq's room.. i thought they having sort of a study discussion... konon la nak pergi tunjuk bakat... melalak2 lagu siti...

as i enter the atmosphere and i saw ABANG TABLIGH TENGAH BAGI TAZKIRAH... i startled and shouted!!..

me

astaghfirullahalazim!!!... (closing face and shout again) maloooooooooooo!!!!!!!....

at that time... abang tabligh just sat and laugh.. and i ran as fast as possible due to shame... i went to get ameen and move out from there..

i blabbed for almost 10 minutes about that... and we were still waiting for haikal and athir at the round table..

after awhile... i started to get fussy because they had took a lot of time.. i went to go to their room... belum sempat nak naik tangga abang tabligh turun...

apa lagii!!!!... cabott!!!.... and i hid beside the car.... bagus punya hiding place.... terjengah-jengah ushar line... dengan harapan abang tabligh tidak nampak aku... and used the other way...

sekali nah!!!!!.... jalan tempat aku menyorok.. ape lagi!!!... i close my face and sort of kissing the door's car and shout again...

me

maloooo!!!!... (pekup muka)...

abang tabligh

(he stop and looked at me and said) suara kau sedap lahh... ehh jangan lah malu..

me

tak mahu dengar!!!!.... tak mahu terima kenyataan.... MALOOOO!!!!!!!!.......

are there more??

hmmm.... do i have more story??... hmmmm.... yes or no, i also don't know..

journey of my life.. i was thinking that i wanna write about the story of my life.. but then again i was like.. "hmmm... do i wanna wrote that in here.. that absurd"...

i really wanna post something... but i don't know which one to tell first...

yeah... i do have one story... it's 2 days ago.. hahaha... really this also freaks me out. it happens in Sungei Wang Plaza on Sunday.. i was out with my sister and cousin... at first we were freaking insane about Times Square.. we.. i mean she spend almost a thousand there just to buy make-up and wardrobe... despite the nice and cute dresses she bought under mi pick.. hahahaha..... it was reasonable... first dress was at the price of RM129.90 and the other one was at RM299.90.. the gown is heavenly nice... i wish i have the picture...

then... after that.. the shop owner said... 

owner

"awak ambil dua la.. i bg you discount 10%.."

sis

"10% sikit la"

she press her magic number button and then came into a price of RM370.00 for BOTH of the dress.. and i was like!!!!... aarrhhh!!!!!... then my sis said that..

sis

"RM370??... hmm.... nevermind la.. still expensive.. but if RM350 i angkut masuk kocek??? amacam??"

owner

"waaa!!... hmmm... nanti aa.. nanti aa.... *click2 ktak2 kcing!!* okay!!... jalan!!.."

me and my sis was shouting like MOFO!!... hahaha.... we spend almost 2 hours trying all the gown.. its EVERIN.. hahah.. nice clothe there... then one of the dress was out of stock and we have to pick it at Sungei Wang.. well we have no objection to that because we are going there too.. hahah..

then we walk down to Sungei Wang from Times Square.. haha... it ws fun walking with them.... pitstop everywhere.. hahha.. then we reach Sungei Wang.. and once again... stop after stop before we reach THE shop.. hahha.. then my sis stopped at Elianto to search for eyeliner brush..

okayy... we make a pitstop here.. hohohohohoho.. i stroll to look for the new product.. nice.. then... after awhile i felt that a vulture was looking down over me to grab and chew me.. i was unease at first then i act i'm cool..

and then the vulture flew down to me... and i look at her.. OMG!!.. she was damn beautiful!!.... i almost jizz my pant!!.. hahaha.. don't talk about boner.... hahaha... no i'm just kidding.. hahah.. i ask question.. and lots of question.. she didn't reply.. but instead trying to put me on foundation and touching2 me...

hmmm.... apalagi.... a man like me would be very happy to have such pampering.. then after awhile i look at her... hmmm... HAHAHAHAHAH... okay3 jer... hahaha... takde la flat screen tv sgt... hahah... then my eyes moved to this one particular place on her right chest.. yes her nametag... and her name was

Hi! I'm

Abdul

(-__________-)"!!!

WHAT THE FISH!!!.... i startle and she pushed me to the chair because sher haven't finished.. KISAH PULAK AKU KAN.. lari la aku apelagi... termengah2 pergi toilet cuci muka... dah menggeletar dah kaki aku... and terkencing pun ada jugak.. perfectly female derr... whoww!!.... 'woman' nowdays can't be trust.. after i had controlled my hormones i went out to search for my sis.. and luckily she had done her payment... i went to her and at that particular time that 'lady' had sneak sher phone number in my pocket shirt while i used to mesmerized about sher...

monologue

huuuuuu!!!.... Kenapa jadi macam ni... aku tawu la aku hotsetap... tapi kenapa dengan drag queen pun laku.. aku tak desperate.... huuuu..... 

now i remember..

everytime when i think about this memoir i would laugh myself out loud.. okay.. make it as a memory... haha..

this story actually happened in Genting where i used to work back in early 2010.. haha.. see.. i still wanna laugh.. hahah...

this one day i wake up early for my shift for the day.. but it was a night shift because it was 24 hours day.. hahah.. i still wanna laugh.. hahahah... and to tell you i went out at noon to buy lunch.. and blablabla.. yadiyadiyada.. when the clock strike 4pm++ i take my bath and prepare myself.. then i wore nice, tidy and ironed clothe, purged on tonnes of perfume so that i'll smell nice and delicate like a cute cat walking gracefully trying to ask for more milk... nevermind about that.. then i put on my newly bought hair cream and i took a lot amount of the cream..

at first i thought it wasn't enough... well.. you lived in Genting, so you need to be nice and also looked nice so that you will never have to compete with any other people.. okay3.. i admit i want the eyes-on-me stuff but hell.. who cares.. i like to be so.. haha...

after awhile i've been preparing myself for work i finally done.. i started to walk out from my dormitories and heading to the lift.. arriving at the lobby the weather started to be foggy and drizzling rain.. hahah... i waited for the weather to settle down but my shift starts at 5pm.. and its already 4.45pm...

i made my decision to just trek in the weather.... i lived in Ria Apartment and my work place is at Genting Hotel.. so i need to hike.. haha... derr... tiring derr... hahaha... when almost reaching at the corner heading to Kayangan Apartment.. i ran into a person that i liked to watched.. and i never saw that person before this.. hahaha... basically we are heading to the same way.. until we reached the lift... we waited for a long time for that satanic lift... purposely said that.. hahah.. then that person started to talk to me...

person:

hmm... gerimis lebat kan..

me:

(eh3... aa!!!!!.... dia cakap dengan aku!!... suka3!!!.. hahah) mmmm... haah... yee..

person:

kerja Coffee Bean mana??

Me:

(eh3.. dia cakap lagi la dengan aku.. berbunganya hati... hahah) Coffee Bean GTG.. (due to excessive shyness of mine a paragraph of questions were replied with only a sentence of word.. hhaha)

person:

baru kerja ke dekat situ.. tak pernah nampak pun before this..

me:

haah.. ada lah dalam 2 bulan..

person:

oohh... no wonder... because i used to worked there before... last 3 month..

me:

(ahhhh!!!..... dia pernah kerja CBTL!!.. haha.. lagi suka la aku.. dah la muka dia bapak ahh!!... memang type aku lah) owhh.. yeke... patut laa macam familiar.. (cewaahh... mengayat kau!!... hahaha)

then that one particular lift stop by at our floor and we went in... and we exit on the same floor.. we continue chit chat... yadiyadiyada.. arriving at ground floor.. that person went out first and said..

person:

nice talking to you.. actually rambut you penuh dengan hair cream yang basah kena air gerimis tadi and it dripping.. (terus blah senyum3)..

me:

hahh??... apa3???...

one of the section in the lift the wall was actually can reflect.. and i look.. and it was like dandruff and a big one.. betapa malunya aku... orang yang type aku tegur tentang flaws yang amat ketara in front of my face.. maluu gila weyy... keennaapaaa....... :(