if life is like Photoshop..........

aahhhh... how wonderful if life is like photoshop.. you can actually edit most of the flaws so that your picture will look good.. and frankly i am really don't know what to write in here but my mind keep buggling saying :

"Awal.. you must blog.. for the survival of you brain.. or else you'll become like The Grinch"

and here i am... well lately i've been compliance with my own rules and decision.. i are have many rules to follow and it didn't back stabbed me... cz i designed it and i alone can redesigned it according to situation.. hell yeah!!!..

an official declaration that I.. AwalKhamis of the Awesomeness® just started using Twitter.. haha.. so what the heck.. i had signed up for nearly 6 month.. seeing it on my 'most visited' at my chrome (previously used by IzzulsyfqMazlan) make me wonder.. s my account does still exist.. and BAMM!!... it does.. how cool is that.. and me felt like me sucks... i no sucks... i'm LEGENDARY..... cz you see.. the people whom met me will put this commencing reply from them..

"Ohh Awal you're so funny.. you make me cry"

(of coz it would have gone in the other way around... duhh...)

"you're weird man... how do live in this world"

(the hell with you niggah.. i try to keep it down son)

"hahaha... you're hilariously interesting man wonder what will happen next"

(i'm gonna bust you in your face.. what so interesting about me)

yeahh.. i know that i have a very 'stunning' set of hair and appearance that kept people to stare down at me even when i'm yawning.. seriously man.. what's with you guys.. the judgement is to cold man... me sad  :'(

so yes.. partly of all their comments i don't care and some i do care.. I WANT ANSWERS PEOPLE!!.. (settling down)I don't have much to say.. but i wonder..

our Malaysian politics has it turbulence moment and now is one of the time.. the 'clean' gathering... what the hell is that... i don't watch tv anymore.. it have been nearly 2 month and i don't know the real situation.. i usually get the update a week or more about current issue.. AwalKhamis of the Awesomeness® will not get back of current issue.. he must know for the continuation of his life...

please people... show me some love will ya... do say good things about me... i 'love' you guys who says nice things sarcastically in Facebook.. wait till i get my fist down your throat... 

The End..

p/s: I feel lots of negative energy in this post... sorry minions i'm a good guy...^_^v

to hell you bloody cockroach!!

oh my god!!... i'm infuriated by the roach... kurang asam nak mampos.. ade ke patot dia literally kejar aku... dah la boleh terbang...

macam ni... i was chatting with my friend on FB, and i saw the roach.. at first i let it be there for i was hoping that it will remain NO harm for me.. alas!!.. demn cockroach!!.. it ran as fast as it can towards me and when it almost reach me... IT FLEW!!!.... ouuu you S.O.B!!.. how dare you... and the rest let it be a mystery... so i hate roaches.. so what??.. pfftt -.-' and it happen just now..

and today as i work i felt really happy.. because the past 4 days i've been assigned at ticketing so... a very unpleasant scenery, customer, attitude etc, etc.. the thing that i want to write about here is WHY DO YOU CRAZY LOVE HAWK HAD TO FLIRT IN FRONT OF ME!!.. 

dah2 la korang bermanja-manja di bangku rehat pusat membeli belah... depan kaunter tiket pon korang nak bermanja ke... tolong laa... kesian la kat aku yang yang akan kerja 7 8 jam bekerja lagi... tapi aku rasa bangga sebab aku dapat..

"Best Customer Relation's Officer Service Award"

(sukaitaw..tapilepasnidahtakbolehnakbuatsambilleawasebabkenapakaibadge..demn!)

ehh ni haa.. aku nak tanya.. haha.. bukan nak tanya.. padahal aku pon selalu jugak buat.. but this one is really ridiculous.. cz you know why.. every each of guy look at that women when she's changing her coaches (as this is happen when i'm on my way back to Penang) and the thing that lingers in my head is that... why must guys "checked" out on that girl.. yes i must say that the girl if voluptuously hot and watering.. duhh... dosa kot.. haha.. but i do it as much as the other guys did.. hahaha... like do i care...

and the last thing that i want to rebate is that (wah2fefeelingdebatorpulekk) i want to ask you ladies out there.. because i got this information unveiled from a female senior back in the WSC tournament.. you see, we are supposed to go to Menara SaaS to arrange the tables for the some test.. yada3... i woke up late.. and apparently i was not alone... there are 2 seniors that are not late actually but they had work to do at our commanding room.. so we arrived at seroja's bus stop and we actually need to climb uphill to arrive to that tower.. uitmsalamstudent mesti tahu kan betapa tinggi bukit tu.. yes... aku belajar istilah ni...

UiTM = Universiti ini Tangga Manyak

so sue me that i learn this new term there... like i'm so sorry if i offended the UiTM parties.. i don't mean to put a joke on it.. but people do call US this... i stressed... US!!.. HAHA... so back to the story...

we were climbing uphill and i was like... 

so when i ask my senior to speed up a little bit.. she respond like this...

"ehh tanak la jalan laju2 nanti ketiak basah"

(don't walk too fast i don't want my armpit to get wet)

so i was like.. aaaaaa... okay... no wonder women, i stress... WOMEN.. walk slow and use the reason of

"we Malay ladies walk slow because we are decent"

decent??.. bwahahahahah..... OK... it's a bit rude of me.. yes.. some ladies do as what they describe... but for others... its like??... 

"are you trying to be Miss Malaysia??.. pfft.. forget it love. you ain't winning"

and last but not least.. my epic ending of this post is.... be like this cat... she's so adorable and a helping-hand..

(awww... you're so sweet.. miss nikita... oh you wabble swabble)

eh2??... bila kau jadi artis??

now i feel really unequivocal whether i'm going to write my post in malay or in english.... so i make a dceision to write it in malay and also in english from time to time i'll change the language...

so sekarang ni sebenarnya aku ada banyak benda yang aku nak cerita dekat korang semua benda lawak.. benda sedih.. benda penting.. macam macam yang aku nak cakap sebenarnya... okay... aku bagi tahu sikit pasal aku yee...

aku sekarang ni tengah demam sebab memikirkan apa yang sedang aku hadapi.. sebab aku tak dapat terima apa yang dia mahukan sebab benda tu bukan susah... all you need is to eliminate those thing... and i also don't know what... kenapa... sebab kau aku demam.. ataupun aku yang bodoh sebab demam tentang perkara yang mustahil kau akan lakukan...

dan aku akan compose nukilan ini sebagai lagu untuk kau...

since the moment I met you,

I feel the bloom that I am sure it's you,

and I keep you as I want you,

but it didn't get far,

I start to avoid you,

but i know I can't do,

I choose to let go of you.

you're the core of my addiction,

my barrier falls when I feel you near,

I shiver when you kiss me,

I tremble when you hug me,

I don't know but I believe,

that you and me are meant to be.

I know I can't let you go,

and I took my chances in loving you,

you are still you even I wish you are not you,

I fear we might not be together,

and that is why I fear.

so please come here with me,

cz I need you to trust me,

cz it's nothing you think it could be,

open your heart only for me,

and don't you let go of me.

(aku tulis ni time kerja tadi sebab terlalu boring)

so my writing is read by my other colleague.. what the heck... so i let them read it....

vinnoth

i like the first to stanza.. the rest is okay.. but the most interesting is that your writing plays with my heart..

thilaga

yes.. your writing does plays with my heart too.. but i want to ask... is this a true story or a made up??

awalkhamis

thanks vinnot.. actually tilaga this is a real story.. it does happens..

thilaga

kenapa dengan you orang ni??.. so you kenapa dengan dia...

and so of the answer is i just sit beside her and smile but crushed inside..