Saturday, June 25, 2011

to hell you bloody cockroach!!

oh my god!!... i'm infuriated by the roach... kurang asam nak mampos.. ade ke patot dia literally kejar aku... dah la boleh terbang...

macam ni... i was chatting with my friend on FB, and i saw the roach.. at first i let it be there for i was hoping that it will remain NO harm for me.. alas!!.. demn cockroach!!.. it ran as fast as it can towards me and when it almost reach me... IT FLEW!!!.... ouuu you S.O.B!!.. how dare you... and the rest let it be a mystery... so i hate roaches.. so what??.. pfftt -.-' and it happen just now..




and today as i work i felt really happy.. because the past 4 days i've been assigned at ticketing so... a very unpleasant scenery, customer, attitude etc, etc.. the thing that i want to write about here is WHY DO YOU CRAZY LOVE HAWK HAD TO FLIRT IN FRONT OF ME!!.. 



dah2 la korang bermanja-manja di bangku rehat pusat membeli belah... depan kaunter tiket pon korang nak bermanja ke... tolong laa... kesian la kat aku yang yang akan kerja 7 8 jam bekerja lagi... tapi aku rasa bangga sebab aku dapat..

"Best Customer Relation's Officer Service Award"
(sukaitaw..tapilepasnidahtakbolehnakbuatsambilleawasebabkenapakaibadge..demn!)


ehh ni haa.. aku nak tanya.. haha.. bukan nak tanya.. padahal aku pon selalu jugak buat.. but this one is really ridiculous.. cz you know why.. every each of guy look at that women when she's changing her coaches (as this is happen when i'm on my way back to Penang) and the thing that lingers in my head is that... why must guys "checked" out on that girl.. yes i must say that the girl if voluptuously hot and watering.. duhh... dosa kot.. haha.. but i do it as much as the other guys did.. hahaha... like do i care...

and the last thing that i want to rebate is that (wah2fefeelingdebatorpulekk) i want to ask you ladies out there.. because i got this information unveiled from a female senior back in the WSC tournament.. you see, we are supposed to go to Menara SaaS to arrange the tables for the some test.. yada3... i woke up late.. and apparently i was not alone... there are 2 seniors that are not late actually but they had work to do at our commanding room.. so we arrived at seroja's bus stop and we actually need to climb uphill to arrive to that tower.. uitmsalamstudent mesti tahu kan betapa tinggi bukit tu.. yes... aku belajar istilah ni...

UiTM = Universiti ini Tangga Manyak

so sue me that i learn this new term there... like i'm so sorry if i offended the UiTM parties.. i don't mean to put a joke on it.. but people do call US this... i stressed... US!!.. HAHA... so back to the story...

we were climbing uphill and i was like... 




so when i ask my senior to speed up a little bit.. she respond like this...

"ehh tanak la jalan laju2 nanti ketiak basah"
(don't walk too fast i don't want my armpit to get wet)

so i was like.. aaaaaa... okay... no wonder women, i stress... WOMEN.. walk slow and use the reason of

"we Malay ladies walk slow because we are decent"

decent??.. bwahahahahah..... OK... it's a bit rude of me.. yes.. some ladies do as what they describe... but for others... its like??... 

"are you trying to be Miss Malaysia??.. pfft.. forget it love. you ain't winning"

and last but not least.. my epic ending of this post is.... be like this cat... she's so adorable and a helping-hand..


(awww... you're so sweet.. miss nikita... oh you wabble swabble)

14 comments:

  1. hg jaga kaunter ka? nanti aku pi sana, aku nk hang serve aku okay! hahaha, boleh dapat tiket free, kan kan kan???

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  2. banyak betoi hang cita awal, dari lipas ke tempat kerja patu melompat ke uitm/wsc/akakketiakbasah.
    LOL

    aku tak cuak sangat dengan lipas, tapi aku cuak dengan tikus dan cicak. GROSS!

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  3. pnjg cite uolss hahahaha
    ak jln laju je uolss xde mkne nk decent!
    hantam sja..owh n btw..about the roach..its really annoying oke..flying like a helicopter hokayyy..menymph khennnn

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  4. deb: aigoo.aku xtau pon pompoan pon jln tgga slow. -.-'

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  5. tanak jalan laju2 nanti ketiak basah? honestly, i've never ever heard this reason before. hahahaha. usually, tanak jalan laju2 pasal penat or lemah. entah2 bagi alasan je kot.but, this is definitely hilarious!

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  6. LOL. maybe those ynag tak pakai deodorang might say like that lah. x nak jalan laju2 because tak nak ketiak basah? malunya aq sebagai kaum wanita !
    usually jalan lmbt sbb mls nak rush and we want to sembg2. and guys pon bukan jalan laju sgt ponnnn !!!!! pfffffffttttttt....=.="

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  7. ewww. roaches are EWWWW.

    DAMN.
    mana ada jalan lambat sebab takut ketiak basah der..
    sebab malas nak jalan laju ada kot :P

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  8. Aku takut tikus,cicak and katak..geli bak hang!
    lipas x ada papa laaaa
    haha XD

    hang kerja kt mana awalllllllllllllllll???

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  9. yong : hahah... banyak benda aku nak membebel malamni.. sbb tu byk.. hahah.. kan.. at least kau pon ade takot pest jugakkk...


    lulu : sgt geli... tragedi kat rumah taman pantai... tatott..


    nyna : aahhh kauu.... tak faham pulaakkk...


    nadia : hahaha... but seriously.. ada laa.. if not.. i wouldn't post it here... hello i might be looking for publisity.. but not a cheap 1


    boo : ahhh kaww!!!.... mula nka sexist la tuhh... >,<!


    nash : hahahaha... mana la aku tahu... akak tu yg ckp mcm tuu.. hahaha


    faiz : kau pon 2x5 je dgn yong.. hahaha.. to hell aku nak bg tahu aku keja mana.. hahaha

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  10. HAHAHHAHAH!! tak bleh belah! adas ker jalan laju ketiak basah?? hahaha~ btw byk btoi hang cita, sat pi lipas sat pi uitm huhhh penat aku nk paham. hoho~ ^^

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  11. Apebende pasal lipas ni weh. Introduction kau mmg , haihh.

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  12. haha... intorduction sampai ke conclusion banyak conflict tau....
    tersangatlah faham perasaan lipas yang euuuuwww tuh,,,

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  13. okay yong, term akakketiakbasah lawak gila LOL. God, aku pun tak suka lipas. kalau nampak wajib pijak okayy

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